Melissa. 20. This blog is as eclectic as my tastes are so don't expect me to have a theme in the things I post/reblog. I'm addicted to Grey's Anatomy, Steelers football, New Jersey Devils Hockey, Parks and Rec, pokemon, Ryan Gosling, Aubrey Plaza, blink-182, Neutral Milk Hotel, Orange is the New Black, Matt and Kim, comic books, and working out.

Robert Adams (via oceanandwave)

(via dreamerthought)

Always remember, deep in your heart that all is well and
everything is unfolding as it should.
There are no mistakes anywhere, at any time.
What appears to be wrong is simply your own false imagination.
That’s all.
23 hours ago


its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender, via skye-line)

23 hours ago


"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via bitchimightbebetsy)

2 days ago


-laundry, laundry, laundry (did I mention I have laundry)
-call the Kaplan dude back
-English reading (that class will be the death of me, my brain works with numbers and trends man not poetry)
-genetics reading
-research stuff
-MAYBE figure out what I’m doing with my life in terms of programming for this month

3 days ago


this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

(via bite-meee)

4 days ago

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via clamianwayne)

(Source: waxenneat, via bite-meee)

What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

1 week ago


There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

(Source: msfili, via asundayrain)

1 week ago